Tulsi Virani meets Jack Sparrow!!!

Note:text in brackets are author comments!!

It willl only happen once so don’t miss it, some of you may have heard abt it, some of you may not, but even those who have heard about it will probably have no idea of what I’m talking about so I’ll just say it without futher delay!!! Tulsi is gonna die today…… its true.. According to a Balaji exec.. "in an attempt to escape from the asylum where she has been sent by her family, Tulsi boards a truck that is driven by a drunkard. The truck falls into a valley while negotiating a turn. Tulsi dies in the subsequent blast."

Wow!!! Of course later we will come to know that tulsi is alive, has lost her memory for sometime, regained her memory, gained a powerful/rich/influential/semi-evil ally (Captain Jack Sparrow!!!… don’t worry, its all explained below), and comes back to take revenge on all the bad guys for sending her to the asylum in the first place, not realizing that the bad guys merely manipulated the criminally stupid virani family members to send her to the madhouse so actually her own family members are to blame damn that is a big and confusing line!!!!

At least we know that tulsi:the sequel wont be smriti irani cos of her feud with ekta kapoor… Probably it will be the miss India 2007, who after failing to win whatever beauty pageant it is (cos the cosmetic companies now have enough miss worlds/universes/asias from india to last their promotion campaigns for the next 200 years!!!)….decides to try her hand at acting!!! How will they explain the new tulsi to be a 22 yr old hottie, you ask? Read on, I say!!!

Its very simple, tulsi falls into the valley, where there is a river…the river flows into the sea… while she is floating in the sea, having lost her memory, she meets captain Jack Sparrow, who is looking for the fountain of youth, they find it and voila!! (+chaila!!!!) (aila kavita jhaali!!) instant new look young, hot, tulsi, with her memory back, who is now free to wear miniskirts (I know its irrelevant, but hey, positive thinking goin on here!!!) , flirt with captain jack but eventually choose mihir over him, and wreak her vengeance on the enemies of virani’s!!!!

This story line is set to continue for the next 317 episodes, and features the fall from grace of BA, who gets jealous of hottie tulsi and teams up with captain Barbarossa to find the fountain of youth herself!!!

The story line ahead of these development is still in the works… will keep you updated as it goes on!!!